If I feel bad I shop for a dress.  Then I feel fat because when I shop I feel fat.  When I feel fat I feel depressed.  When I feel depressed I go to the movies and eat popcorn.  In the movies all the women are skinny, have great legs and great hair, so the movies make me feel ugly.  Now I don’t just feel bad,  I’m fat, depressed and ugly too.  How stupid can I get.  And when I feel dumb I feel worthless and need to eat chocolate.